UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
SOUTHWESTERN DISTRICT OF ARIZONA
Judge Joan Kujava, Presiding
|WILE E. COYOTE,|| ||§|| |
|Plaintiff|| ||§|| |
|v.|| ||§|| ||CIVIL ACTION NO. B19294|
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|ACME COMPANY,|| ||§|| |
|Defendant|| ||§|| |
OPENING STATEMENT OF HAROLD SCHOFF,
COUNSEL FOR PLAINTIFF
By Mr. Schoff:
My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hearby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandise, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state, district, and territory. Mr. Coyote seeks compensation for personal injuries, loss of business income, and mental suffering caused as a direct result of the actions and/or gross negligence of said company, under Title 15 of the United States Code Chapter 47, section 2072, subsection (a), relating to product liability.
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